
Never Question Anything
“To the caller, when I first answer, I am the inanimate Barbie. They do not know what I look like, who I am or how I feel. They can only imagine. It is my job to indulge their fantasies, to convince them that I am not a doll. I am their dream turned real. I view every question the caller asks me as a command for me to transform. If they ask if I am blonde, I become a blonde. If they ask how wet I am, I tell them that my panties are drenched. I respond to every sound the caller makes with an affirmation, I encourage them, I breathe life into their fantasy, I carve the doll out of flesh. I do not view myself as this doll, as the commodity. I am the manufacturer who creates her from the blueprint that the caller provides me. When the caller comes, it is positive feedback. Like an architect patting his contractor on the back.”
The one about the scat fetish is histarical!
I’m officially adopting Fireworks over Photoshop for website prototyping because of one particular feature. Like Flash, with Fireworks you can create a ‘symbol’, let’s say a thumbnail border, and place multiple instances of that thumbnail border on a page. If later I decide to change the color of the border, I can simply edit the master symbol and the change would filter down to all instances. Oh, and you can auto align objects. I’m going guide-free!
Aside, the UI is a little junky, but excusable.
Did you used to use Photoshop? What about smart objects?
1D3_16449_128 (via Indiana Stan)
So, I subscribe to this guy’s RSS feed on flickr cause he takes some cool photos of Fort Wayne and look what I saw this morning… a picture of my girlfriend, Jess, with another man! Just kidding, it’s her co-worker Allen Kitchen. How random…

