Never Question Anything

It's my professional opinion that you've become a monster.

I am Tommy and I made Publr and Photo Council.
November 21
El ten eleven @ grand rapids = win
El ten eleven @ grand rapids = win
November 17
Molly
Molly
September 23

tmblg:

Awkward Weather Rap

Awkward indeed. Wow.

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Microsoft Maps' Bird's Eye View is melting my mind

zachklein:

Check out this comparison:

GOOG vs MSFT

I know, right? It is like Sim City.

Update: Rotate the angle and often you’ll see the scene in a different season and year!

that is amazing. i like how there are different cars for each 4 angles of our parking lot.

i never realized:

  1. google and microsoft’s center of fort wayen places my workplace 2 blocks away
  2. microsoft wins
September 21
SEXY PEOPLE Wonderfullness.
September 5

kylewritescode:

I need a robust email parsing library for PHP, ideally one that can handle multipart and plaintext messages, deal with proper decoding, etc. Any recommendations?

I use a hacked version of this php class:
http://www.phpclasses.org/browse/package/1120.html

July 28
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/07/20/automobiles/collectibles/slide06.jpg
June 19
Me on the roof @ work yesterday, eating lunch.
Me on the roof @ work yesterday, eating lunch.
June 13
jakoblodwick: “To the caller, when I first answer, I am the inanimate Barbie. They do not know what I look like, who I am or how I feel. They can only imagine. It is my job to indulge their fantasies, to convince them that I am not a doll. I am their dream turned real. I view every question the caller asks me as a command for me to transform. If they ask if I am blonde, I become a blonde. If they ask how wet I am, I tell them that my panties are drenched. I respond to every sound the caller makes with an affirmation, I encourage them, I breathe life into their fantasy, I carve the doll out of flesh. I do not view myself as this doll, as the commodity. I am the manufacturer who creates her from the blueprint that the caller provides me. When the caller comes, it is positive feedback. Like an architect patting his contractor on the back.” Photos of phone sex operators, via kottke. The one about the scat fetish is histarical!

jakoblodwick:

“To the caller, when I first answer, I am the inanimate Barbie. They do not know what I look like, who I am or how I feel. They can only imagine. It is my job to indulge their fantasies, to convince them that I am not a doll. I am their dream turned real. I view every question the caller asks me as a command for me to transform. If they ask if I am blonde, I become a blonde. If they ask how wet I am, I tell them that my panties are drenched. I respond to every sound the caller makes with an affirmation, I encourage them, I breathe life into their fantasy, I carve the doll out of flesh. I do not view myself as this doll, as the commodity. I am the manufacturer who creates her from the blueprint that the caller provides me. When the caller comes, it is positive feedback. Like an architect patting his contractor on the back.”

Photos of phone sex operators, via kottke.

The one about the scat fetish is histarical!

May 25
Tommy's Blog - Lymbyc Systym Video from the show that we played with Lymbyc Systym in Fort Wayne @ the art museum.